I decided i'd do this.
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Joker
[ ] You have a dark sense of humor.
[x] People often tell you you're 'crazy', 'weird', 'a freak' and other words to that effect.
[x] You like wearing bright colors even if they clash.
[x] You don't tend to make a lot of sense.
[ ] You are self-obsessed.
[x] You will do anything for a laugh.
[/] You can't laugh at yourself very easily.
[/] You're smiling a lot of the time.
[x] You are intelligent.
[ ] You like to be the center of attention.
[ ] You enjoy the work of the Marx Brothers.
Total: 6

Two-Face
[ ] You are a Gemini.
[x] You seem to have two sides to you that different people see
[ ] You have taken revenge on a bully.
[x] You have/had a burn or scar or something similar visible for over two months. (i have a few of those)
[x] You believe in chance and fate.
[x] You tend to be paranoid.
[ ] You consider yourself unattractive.
[ ] You feel no one can truly like/love you for who you are.
[x] You have trouble making decisions by yourself.
[ ] Blackmail is a completely acceptable method to use in getting what you want.
Total: 5

Penguin
[x] You love birds.
[ ] You consider yourself a complete gentleman/lady. (HAHA no.)
[x] You have/had an overprotective mother.
[ ] You always keep an umbrella in your bag just in case.
[ ] You are always dressed smartly.
[x] You were/are bullied in your youth.
[/] You consider yourself obese.
[ ] You have a lot of connections.
[x] You want to work with animals in some way.
[ ] You want to run your own nightclub.
Total: 4.5

Scarecrow
[x] You like to scare people.
[ ] You have a reclusive nature.
[/] Your life is ruled by research/work.
[ ] You are scared of birds.
[ ] You are tall and skinny.
[ ] You take/have taken psychology at school/university/college.
[ ] You feel your parents were loveless towards you.
[ ] You were born out of wedlock.
[ ] You used to pick on animals as a child by hurting them or scaring them.
[x] You have/had religious fanatics in your family.
Total: 1.5

Riddler
[/] You love puzzles and riddles. (it really depends)
[ ] You have red/ginger hair.
[ ] You have OCD.
[x] You are quirky.
[ ] You consider yourself a 'smooth talker'.
[x] You are an intellectual.
[/] You get high marks on your texts/exams.
[ ] Most of your body is covered in tattoos.
[x] You seldom win in physical fights.
[/] You complete computer games with ease.
Total: 4.5

Mr. Freeze
[ ] You prefer cold weather.
[ ] You want to be cryogenically frozen.
[x] You have lost a loved one to a terminal illness.
[ ] You go/have gone to boarding school.
[ ] You are a loner.
[ ] You go all out to hurt someone who hurt you.
[/] You would do anything for the one you love.
[ ] Winter is your favorite season.
[ ] You have poor blood circulation.
Total: 1.5

Ra's Al Ghul
[ ] You are manipulative.
[ ] You would love to get rid of everything and start the world again from scratch.
[ ] You want perfect environmental balance.
[x] Science is/was your favourite subject.
[ ] You consider yourself a spiritual person.
[ ] You consider your age to not be an issue.
[ ] You want a son.
[ ] You keep yourself fit
[/] You want to live forever. (there's pros and cons, but #YOLO)
[ ] You see the world as decadent and corrupt.
Total: 1.5

Bane
[/] You consider yourself as physically strong. (sometimes)
[ ] You go the gym a lot.
[ ] You have an addictive personality.
[ ] You have been to prison.
[ ] When you were younger, you had a teddybear that you took everywhere.
[ ] You had a classical education.
[ ] You have/had nightmares involving bats.
[/] You are violent. (do bad words count?)
[ ] You do not explain your actions.
[x] You have a Mexican heritage. (pure mexican VIVA MEXICO!)
Total: 2

Clayface
[ ] You like B-Movies.
[ ] You want to be an actor/actress.
[ ] You are a good liar.
[x] You make sculptures. (3d origami and my turtles)
[ ] You enjoy the work of Boris Karloff.
[ ] You have had plastic surgery.
[ ] You have been in a car accident.
[ ] You hate remakes.  
[ ] You can't swim.
[ ] You reference films all the time
Total: 1

Killer Croc
[ ] You were born with a medical condition that affects your body on the outside.
[ ] You were/are raised by a member of your family that wasn't/isn't your parents.
[ ] You enjoy your own company.
[ ] You have quick reflexes.
[ ] You enjoy wrestling.
[x] You are a good swimmer. (lane 3 on first year of swim team is pretty good)
[ ] You can run very fast.
[ ] You grew up without your mother.
[ ] You enjoy circus sideshows.
[ ] You are muscular.
Total: 1

Black Mask
[ ] You come from a well-off/wealthy family.
[ ] You had an accident/serious injury as a child.
[ ] You hate hypocrisy above all things.
[ ] Someone has broken up with you in public.
[ ] You are accident-prone.
[ ] You consider yourself as unlucky.
[/] You are determined. (depends in the situation)
[ ] You enjoy films like Turistas, Wolf Creek, SAW and Hostel.
[ ] You like to intimidate people.
[ ] You want to be the top dog.
Total: 0.5

Ventriloquist/Scarface
[ ] You are meek and mild.
[ ] You want to be a ventriloquist/have a dummy.
[ ] Your favorite film is Scarface.
[ ] You like gangster-related media and/or clothing.
[ ] If you could live in any time, it would have the 1920's.
[ ] You tend to verbally abuse people.
[ ] You have a speech impediment. (I might have a bit of a lisp. > n < ; )
[ ] You let other people take the blame rather than yourself.
[ ] You call your nearest and dearest 'Sugar'
[ ] You have an Italian heritage.
Total: 0

Mad Hatter
[x] You are shy.
[x] You have/had feelings for someone who didn't feel the same.
[ ] Alice In Wonderland is your favorite book/Disney film.  
[ ] You love tea.
[ ] You have a lot of hats.
[ ] You have been called delusional.
[x] You are immature.
[x] You identify more with children than adults.
[ ] You sometimes have trouble separating reality from dreams or your imagination.
[ ] You like to rhyme.
Total: 4

Man-Bat
[ ] You love bats.
[ ] You are deaf or have hearing problems.
[ ] You want to be a scientist.
[ ] You tend to think illogically.
[ ] You feel comfortable in the dark.
[ ] You are instinctive.
[ ] You love fruit.
[ ] You wish you could fly.
[ ] You have a strong family life.
[ ] You are married.
Total: 0
oh god, im the joker 0_0